I wanna be a stupid girl....

Listening to Pink's song, "I don't want to be a stupid girl", it just hit me how much fun stupid girls actually have. I can't say I'm all that intelligent, but I definitely am not stupid. In Malaysia, if you are a Malay woman with authentic way of thinking that just so happen not to tally with the norm, you'll either find yourself with dates that you just want to run out of even before they serve the main course, or totally without one.

It's to do with our local guys. They love women who are less intelligent than them. Most cannot handle a smart woman, unless she is smart enough to pretend to be stupid(oh yes, pretending to be a dumbo gets you laid, if you are looking for that sort of arrangement that is), but trust me, that kind of relationship will not last long. It's a bit too tiring to pretend to be stupid almost all the time.

Let me get something straight. I have nothing against women who lack intelligence. In fact, I envy them. Perhaps, they are more happier in some sense. Ignorance can be bliss. I'm not regretting to not be a stupid girl either. It's just that, I wish there are more intelligent men around. Now I'm being condescending to the male species. Nope, not going anywhere to being condescending, rather, just stating the obvious. Women don't really mind having a slightly less intelligent men in their lives, it's just that, it doesn't work vice versa. It's to do with men's nature of wanting to be great all the time. Men are Narcissists, period. Women on the other hand, are looking for companion, not competition. (unless they're bitches). I can hear myself not making sense. Or am I?

It'll be a worse case scenario if the smart woman happen to have contracted a verbal diarrhea, oh yes, the ultimate endorsement to repelling most men, just as effective as Sheltox would be to a mosquito. There are of course a few exceptions, but trust me, these men are taken even before they graduate from the university, if they do go to the university. You don't have to go to the university to become intelligent, just to get things straight. In fact, Malaysian Universities are places where people go to have their cheery personality die. You either become a zombie by graduation time, or you just are not allowed to graduate because you are not dull enough.

Back to the topic, one of the reasons why most women in Malaysia, who are intelligent and self sufficient, ended up single, is that do not make men feel that they are wearing their underwear over their pants, like most Super Heroes. Single, by the way, is not an expletive. It only becomes one when society starts making it as such. I hate that glance I get upon purchasing a movie ticket for one person and the smart mouth at the counter will ask you, with that tone and that look, "One only?". Normally, my standard answer would be, "No, I'm bringing my imaginary hot hunk but you guys don't charge for imagination do you?", which by the way would be reciprocated with this weird expression that shows either they're too tired to have a sense of humour, or they just don't get my dry humour. Hey, I am at the near age of menopausing, all my jokes are getting drier, even KY jelly can't aid.

I want to be a stupid girl. A stupid girl have no problems getting dates. Even better if they are bisexual, they will never run out of dates. Men love them (Not referring to the bisexuals by the way.I'm done talking about them). They're more fun to be with, no fuss, no need for men to think hard. Especially Malay men, because I suspect that stupid women give cunning Malay men to have an excuse for to marry more than one. Smart intelligent women will figure out cunning ways to cover their tracks after they've castrated these philandering men, and men know that.

I had an experiment done once actually. I went out on a date and suppressed my 2cents thoughts. I look good with my mouth shut, that I have to say. Very vogue and poised. I had just enough make up not to look like a slut, that helped I guess. I waited until the 5th date when I started showing my true self. I was surprised that it lasted a couple more dates after he found out what I do for a living and before we call it quits. I guess he was very polite. God it was tiring for me to suppress my thoughts and my verbal diarrhea, but he was a hunk , and a sweet one too and that was one experiment I did not mind partaking. But gosh...the amount of effort it took me...

It's true I suppose, that men feels insecure and intimidated when they date smarter women. Not all men, just most of them. ...So ladies, if you feel like you sad and lonely and feel like dating someone, try the "oh gawd, I 've dropped maaah handkerchief" stunt, then try to have a brain constipation for as long as you want the date to last. It works most of the time....