I am woman

If ever reincarnation is true and I am given the chance to pick a gender of which I'd be born as, I'd probably want to be born a woman all over again. Not that there is anything wrong with being born a man, or gay since if I'm looking for challenges in life, being born a Gay in one of the Arab countries would be it. Being born a gay in Malaysia is not too bad, as long as I stay out of politics. I have no problem being reborn other than a woman,nor am I attempting to be condescending towards beings, other than women, rather, it's just a matter of preference.

Wait, it's a tie between the Gays and the women in Arabs countries. Being born a woman in one of the Arab countries would, I reckon be as tough since I am being pampered to the point of taking my independence for granted now, to tolerate female oppression. I'd be hanged the moment I learn how to think. Besides, I think being banned from driving like what is imposed onto Arab women in Arab Saudi,right now would cramp my lifestyle since I take a fancy in driving like Schumacker, only in a less fancy National car (not that I'm THAT patriotic). Jeez..why do they do that to their women, the bearers of their legacy. They're women, not invalids.

On the other hand, if I want to look for stress free and pampered life, it is not so bad to be born as a dog in some Western country, but I prefer scratching my ass with the fingernails of my hands rather than those of my foot.

Yes! I want to be reborn as a woman..."Why?" you ask me. Why not. Women are soft yet strong and resilient, smarter than men albeit to survive, we let men think otherwise. You can't blame men really. They have two "heads" to distribute their brains into. Imagine how tough is that!! You don't agree with me, check out the history of the fall of most empires. The truth will lead you to the real instigator of of war,men needing more power, more money, more land..and that would ultimately be..for more women. Romans for example. Caesar then Mark Antony were AWOL, busy conquering Cleopatra, ruling Rome from Egypt. I guess the concept of "work from home" may have evolved from these two prominent leaders. Hail Cleopatra!!

We women have only one head and that itself is tough to handle, not only by ourselves but especially men. They can't even read what's going on in one head, imagine if we have two!! It's detrimental to the mental health of men!! Being fickle minded is not an option, as women need to focus in order to divide the interest between working to earn a living, taking care of family and shopping for all the excuses to going shopping.

Ergo, wanting to be born a woman is a deduction to a choice by exclusion actually. But if you ask me for the actual reason why I prefer to be born a woman, I'd say that I enjoy the nature of a woman to nurture and love.

I want to be able to relive the experience, the joy of delivering a human being into this world,( well, not exactly from the moment of it's parturation,. My memory of child bearing comprises of interwoven flashes of pain,sometimes anger and expletives to the father for getting away with just donating the sperm, but that is another story,followed by post natal blues. Hey, you try pushing a whole watermelon through your ass. If you don't get post defecation blues, you may as well indulge in sodomy ).

To experience that moment when it dawned to me, after that point of my life, nothing else could matter more than that little being with little fingers, nose, mouth,.such a small being that could bring such huge joy to the life of it's parents. But after that, yes, after that, to watch it grow gradually into a however it is you mould it to become. There is no other joy that could replace the joy of bringing up a child into this world. It's the only thing that make sense in this world that doesn't. Well, that and love, and oh..sex...

I want to enjoy each emotion without inhibitions, to be able to cry at the time I feel the moment's joy, or when sadness envelopes me, that only a woman can get away with. I want to be able to appreciate and embrace the joy of just being happy for no apparent reason, right after going through my premenstrual stress. Although, I must say that I haven't gone into menopause just yet, perhaps then I'd have a different outlook in life and change my mind about being reborn a woman.

Sure most men could have sex without having any emotions attached to the act, less likely to get hurt, unlike most women. Maybe that is why it's the women that God had granted the ability to have multiple orgasms, kind of like a reward of sort?

We are so different, men and women,yet sometimes we are the same. Hitherto, I cannot decipher why people compare men and women on the same turf. It's like comparing Coffee and creamer.We are two different beings, design not to compete with one another, rather complement each other.

Yes, without a doubt, (until a new set of hormones governs) I want to be reborn a woman, if ever reincarnation is true, and if we are blessed with choices.