Here's some good news for older women...well it's about time!!

I was sitting quietly in the library the other day browsing through magazines I love reading but don't bother to buy (well, that's the whole idea of going to the library right?) when my tired eyes caught sight of this little article. Go ahead and click on the image and have a good read.



Well, well, well..If only Woody Allen had known this before he left Mia Farrow for their adopted teenage kid...All his brilliance won't be passed down to his child from that, what should I call that ungrateful adopted child of theirs? Can't call her a bitch, because both adopted parents are from the homosapien species.

Come to think of it, it kind of explained why this world is full of morons, characters who think they are smart...Apparently,this is what happens to kids born from older fathers (presumably left their Starter Wives for a better life. One word - "Karma"). Oh but I don't mind having a below average intelligence child if George Clooney fathers them. Besides, I'm...errr...not young, so I'll kaotim the dumb effect of his defected sperm producing love tool, so perhaps we'll get average intelligence kids. That'll work. Of course I've got to do it before 45 so as not to end the argument of who's smart genes won when we are reminded with a simple fact that mothers above 45 have higher risk of producing Down Syndrome kids. ( I said higher risk, don't panic. My grandauntie gave birth to my now, auntie, at the age of 49. The only dumb thing about the whole thing is that we can't bully her since she's higher by hierarchy) No, I will never make fun of these precious kids, the Down Syndrome. I will however make fun of the normal people who choose to behave like they have the same kind of genes as these special kids...so who doesn't make fun of most of them sitting in parliament anyway.

God...Imagine if Hugh Hefner decided to have one kid each from his Miss January till Miss December Pin Up gals!!! Imagine if there are more than one Hugh Hefner character!! Democracy can be really a dangerous choice for a country full of under average intelligence beings....I chucked aloud at that though, the librarian gave me that look as though she was about to throw me out but knows she can't.

Basically, the take home message would be;

1. Don't mess with Karma

2. Older men should stop having fantasies of having kids from younger women with mind boggling boobs that do not compliment with their messed up sperm producing genes, instead settle for older women who can counter those effects, should they decide to have above average intelligence kids. Alas! Like I said before..the world is full of morons and schizophrenics, we just found out one other reason why and I don't think it will ever change that soon. Hmm...I wonder what age the late Tun Abdul Razak had Najib.....

3. A new IQ testing method should be derived simply by coming up with an equation that comprises of the ages of both parents.

4. An atheist, upon reading this article may have this take home message; "There is a God after all"................