Some of us women have our moments when sex seem as distasteful as having a pap smear done. Your body is tired from the office work followed by the house work the moment you enter home. The last thing you have on your mind would be working overtime in bed. Ran out of excuses?
It's the millenium for god's sakes, be a little creative. Men nor women no longer buy the "sorry dear, I have a headache" excuse because you may get an aspirin shoved into your throat and still have to oblige as soon as the aspirin, according to the drug prescription pamphlet, kicks off to work. Here's some creative ideas for excuses:
1. "I went to the doctor today for this vaginal discharge problem I've been having and it's itchy. Doctor had given me vaginal tablets for insertion and she told me not to have sex for one week, at least."
2. Just as you sense that your partner is about to get horny, start a topic beginning with, "My mom called just now.....", then create something that you know will cause him transient impotence, like your mom is planning to stay over longer this time around.
3. Just as you sense that your partner is about to get horny, inform him that he's got a letter from income tax department.
4. Or if you reaaaaally don't feel like having sex for a long time, just tell him,"I went to the doctor this morning. Apparently my menses turned out to be a threatened abortion and we should practice abstinence for at least 2-3 weeks."
5. "I have this mastication muscle spasm and I can't seem to control the clenching of my teeth when I'm excited. Doctor gave me muscle relaxant, and it's going to knock me out apparently. It's still risky for you even if I don't take the medication. We don't want both of us ending up in the Acute and Emergency Department do we? "
There may be some truth in the saying,
"A newly wed woman is an artist at home, an economist in kitchen, and a devil in bed. After some time, they become a devil at home, an artist in the kitchen and an economist in bed."
Well, I feel young, does that count?
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Absolutely No Sex And the City
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On Sex and censorship: Think about it.
The Government tells us that we need to censor our tv and other media because if we are exposed to too much sex and profanity and such we become rapists and killers. Fine< I have no argument against that. BUT I do have one terrifying thought and a warning. If what they tell you is true then I warn everyone to be very very afraid when they go anywhere near the Jabatan Penapisan Filem and Televisyen because there are people these whose job is to view all these shows to weed out the sex and violence before they reach us. If watching a show a day can turn the rest of us into rapists and killers, can you imagine what the minds of these people are like after watching them all day long for the last few years?
Actually, raping is about exerting power, not about sex deprivation. Rapist can have normal sex anytime. It's just that they don't get turned on by it. It has got to be with power play. That is why we should not victimize a rape victim, which is what exactly our society is practicing. Rape is not because a lady wear gincu or perfume or wear something sexy. These factors are just instigator to the bigger problem that lies deep in the rapist's brain.
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